Rains arrive in Mumbai

The rains have begun in Mumbai, and has at last given respite to the millions who used to work in the sweltering heat in the last few months.
However the beginning of rains has brought out the blind promises made by the municipality, as there was flooding in some parts of the city already, even though it was a light shower yesterday.
While the rains have begun it has also spelt disaster for me, as i have already been affected by it.
Happy rainy days, but beware of floods.

Dream gone through

Well so i was making this other blog with so much hope when google just shunted my dream out

So i was just making this blog which is based on a gangsta theme. So i needed a gangster template and ultimately (meaning the almost 4hrs. i spend searching it) when i downloaded it, and tried to do the change HTML way of changing the template it gave an error. I tried at least ten times but again blogger gave me an error with a code to report it. I'm sure thay will resolve the issue by tomorrow but it was bad to shunt my dream.Weep weep.

By the way i'll give out the address by tomorrow.

Vacations-programmed

I'm going to this classes for computer lessons. I have opted for a batch called programming module. Yup they teach me to programme there. It includes C++, Java, Visual Basic and something else as well.
So at the beginning they began to teach us C++. Of the bore that it was. But it was enjoyable in patches. I've tried to do some research on my own on this language but the very first line in each and every tutorial, video, text, image anything you name it is-'C++ is an object oriented programming'. That very line puts me in light slumber (He!!He!!).
I don't deny the fact that i have sat in the class sometimes, not even understanding a single bit what the ma'am is explaining. And at last i have finished the course on C++
Well all the pundits of programming may be cross at what i have written here, but i guess that is the truth, at least for me.
Well it is a programming language, so i have made two programmes up till now. One is a quiz called KBC and the other is a sort of bank ATM software. All at the basic level, but enjoyable, just the same. I will put a lengthier version of KBC soon. You can download the present version below
Download:
KBC
ATM

Have a laugh

Well i was just browsing through the net when i came across some of these jokes from a site. Read them and have a laugh:

"Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention:

80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

Funny answering machine messages:

1)"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."

2)Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head The roses stink, sorta like sheep But leave your name, number, and message after the beep The roses are molding, the violets are rotten And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

3)A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. and the best one:

4)Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.


Regards to


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